You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.Features:
Polarized Lenses - Our lenses are polarized to reduce glare, because you deserve the best.
UV400 Protection - Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB Rays.
No Bounce - Our frames are snug, lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
No Slip - Our frames have a special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Weight: 22 grams
Color Name: Hermes Junk Mail.
INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAILDon't blame the messenger, they say.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB…
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
Get the benefits of a running sunglass with the goodr Gingham is Sooo Last Season Polarized Sunglasses. These featherweight, yet snug shades are built with Cat Tongue Technology that features lightly textured silicone earpieces for a comfortable fit. The glare reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection will block out 100 percent of the harmful UV rays of the sun.
Lightly Textured Silicone Earpieces
Cat Tongue Technology
Snug, Featherweight Frame
Glare Reducing Polarized Lenses
UV400 Protection
Made for Running, Great for Beasting and Biking
So what if you never got to prove yourself in the Colosseum in Ancient Rome. It’s time to stop obsessing about the past. Like, you weren’t even alive then… Right?! (If you were alive then, please DM us. Carl the Flamingo will pay handsomely for the secret to eternal life. He also kindly asks that you not eat his tongue. Sorry. He can’t be too careful when dealing with Ancient Romans’ affinity for flamingo tongues.)
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buyFeatures:
Polarized Lenses - Our lenses are polarized to reduce glare, because you deserve the best.
UV400 Protection - Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB Rays.
No Bounce - Our frames are snug, lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
No Slip - Our frames have a special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Weight: 22 grams
Color: Grey With Chrome Lens
Color Name: Goodr Going To Valhalla... Witness.
WITNESS!!!Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you'll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed
Safestyle Phantoms offer a sleek matte black design with polarised lenses for superior glare reduction and eye protection. Designed for both style and function, these safety glasses provide UV protection and impact resistance, making them ideal for outdoor and work environments.
Features
Matte black frame for a modern and stylish look
Polarised lenses reduce glare and enhance visibility
Impact-resistant and UV-protective for optimal eye safety
How to Use
Ensure glasses fit securely and comfortably before use.
Wear during outdoor activities or work environments for protection.
Clean lenses with a microfiber cloth to maintain clarity.
INGREDIENTS:
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Protect your shades in style with the Wicked Sista Eyewear Case in a chic pastel gingham print. This sleek, compact case combines vibrant design with durability, ensuring your glasses stay safe and fashion-forward. Whether you're headed to the beach, on a road trip, or simply storing your favorite pair at home, this case adds a pop of personality to your accessory collection.
How to Use:Simply slide your glasses into the soft, padded interior for a snug fit. Zip up the case to keep your eyewear secure from scratches, dirt, and damage. Easy to carry, the lightweight design makes it perfect for tossing in your bag or backpack. Keep your glasses looking as good as new, wherever you go!
Artico Gingham Blue Bluhen Glasses Case – A stylish and durable case designed to keep your glasses protected. The classic gingham blue pattern adds a touch of elegance, making it both functional and fashionable.
